me:
open word document for homework
me:
blog for 10 hours
me:
close blank word document and go to sleep
11 year olds today:
omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11:
omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
mom:
you're beautiful
grandma:
you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends:
wow, she's flawless!
friends:
you're so pretty
boys:
call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog