Laugh it off babe.

Hey cutie. I'm Em. 17 years of age. This blog consists of posts that I consider to be humorous. I hope you enjoy them as well. Perhaps you would like to follow one of my other blogs as well? http://billyjoeliscoolerthanyou.tumblr.com/ or http://thatclassylittleblog.tumblr.com/? Have a bangin day. kbaii. Now that you know me, you should follow me, or you could get to know me, Ask me anything. Looking for something?

me: open word document for homework
me: blog for 10 hours
me: close blank word document and go to sleep
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
cristywilliams:

carolineswagg:

mind fucked! stared at this for 3 minutes

Holy shit! I was waiting for an end.. but sjadhkas I just went crazy lol